January 2010
56 posts
that noise you hear in the distance is Allen’s Axis and Allies skillz thundering across the horizon towards 7pm tonight. Don’t let al…
It’s in the way that she walks / Her heaven is never enough / She puts the weights in my heart. / She puts, oh she puts the weights i…
(this is pretty close to actually happening this time!): cabin trip to allegheny national forest. feb. 20, 21, 22nd. request the day…
today just became “new knife record” day.
watching the liveblog like a good nerd. even if i don’t own a single apple product these days.
i could sit and watch TED talks all day long. [sounds like a plan].
i drink good coffee every morning. comes from a place that’s far away. and when i’m done i feel like talking…
good thing mass effect 2 showed up, or else i might have been productive with my days off.
i can’t wait to spend another night in the woods.
let’s have fun tonight. who’s interested?
I want to build something.
4 out of 5 events are timed inconveniently for my schedule. i think that may be why i never want to do anything.
off to do the same job i could have done had i skipped college and spent 4 years following the comedian Gallagher around the country a…
new roommate day.
money is officially the thing which makes me most unhappy in life. it is, as robin would put it, my “life ruiner.”
HOW THE FUCK AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO AFFORD ANYTHING WHEN EVEN MY TAX RETURN IS A WHOPPING $69. I FUCKING QUIT.
defeat.
the pen in the pocket, the fall down the stairs, the fork in the socket, these are my daily dares. These are my concerns. These are …
why don’t i have any hobbies? how does one obtain a hobby? shouldn’t it come naturally? shouldn’t there be things i’d like to do? :.
i wish the mail man would quit screwing around and show up already.
magic monday has been postponed to… next monday. here’s hoping you don’t show up at my house and startle me.
aziz ansari’s new standup is unrealllll. unreal. “advertised thread count: 600, actual thread count: 296. are you shitting me man? i …
magic monday’s at my joint tonight. Don’t show up at greg’s unless you’re looking for randy’s right hand.
magic monday, tomorrow night. contact a member of the chilluminati for further information.
ever since Melissa M Hellmann skipped town, my shit’s been a total mess. she must have put a spell on me or something. it’s bad juju.
it should probably feel weird to be drinking sierra nevada at 1:30 in the afternoon on a weekday.
starting my weeks on thursday never gets normal.
i don’t feel like it’s entirely pathetic to know that in the end, i’m going to have to find a good woman who (stupidly) wants to take …
why the fuck isn’t lowe’s showing avatar anymore. seriously? i have to see it in a shitty theater?
thank god for the return of magic mondays.
alright, it’s official. robin and i need a new roommate. anyone know anyone? we’re screening for two criteria: have job, not asshole.
i can’t stop watching old episodes of lost. is there a hotline for this sort of thing?
look. i get it. we all have our causes… but if that’s all you have to talk about—if the only thing you can emote upon is the neve…
comedycentral:
We’ve learned Jay’s 10:00 PM show will go on hiatus February 1. After the Olympics, Jay will take back his 11:30 PM time slot. What has not been decided — whether Jay’s show will be a half hour, followed by Conan, or whether Jay’s show will be an hour and NBC says sayonara to Mr. O’Brien.
NBC Shakeup — Jay Leno Comes Out on Top | TMZ.com
And this is the moment people stop...
Destroying perfectly good retail merchandise
marco:
A lot of people are talking about this story, which condemns H&M and Wal-Mart for destroying unsold clothing rather than donating it to a charity or simply throwing it away unharmed to accommodate dumpster-divers.
This shouldn’t surprise anyone who has worked in a retail store.
Many stores have arrangements to return any unsold or outdated merchandise to their suppliers for credit....
almost over the hump. and i survived. hopefully there’s no more epic depression for a while (for your facebook feed’s sake.)
think i’m gonna look into a second job to pass the time. anyone know of some part time action at their places of business?
feel free to unfriend me until january 8th… i’m going to be pretty much unbearable until then.
think i’m gonna look into a second job to pass the time. anyone know of some part time action at their places of business?
looking for something to feel good about now that the cabin ain’t happenin.
gather round and witness the man with the world’s shortest fuse.
the only good part of january is DVD screener season. Thank you to the academy for sending out hundreds of copies of movies i’ve been w…
i totally love the fact that if robin and i both run our tiny electric space heaters, the fuse blows in our apartment.
2 days. let’s do this. (this being go to work without telling off everyone who happens along my way just because i’m not of my right m…
4 days. too much free time without work today—hit me up if you’re in the same predicament.
‘up in the air’ is the best ‘life is not your shit but your self’ movie i’ve maybe ever seen. Watch it. Hopefully it will make you ret…
i cannot bring myself to clean at 9:30pm on a saturday night. i’d rather sit around bored.
5 days. i think things will probably work out. no whammies no whammies no whammies…